Marmots Facing Funding Cuts Turn to OnlyFans to Save Research
A Colorado-based biologist has launched OnlyMarms to raise money for a 60-year marmot study after university federal funding was slashed.

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- Researchers studying marmots turned to OnlyFans to offset federal funding cuts
- The OnlyMarms account raised over $5,000 featuring family-friendly rodent videos
- The Marmot Project has run for over 60 years in Colorado
- Scientists also launched Fat Marmot Week for the public to vote on plump rodents
When government research grants dry up, scientists are forced to think outside the box to keep their projects alive. Dr Daniel Blumstein, a biologist based in Colorado and head of a long-running field study, found his financial future in jeopardy after federal funding to universities was cut. To secure backup funds for his wildlife research, he decided to bring chubby, ground-dwelling squirrels known as marmots onto the adult platform OnlyFans.
The unconventional idea struck Blumstein while he was sitting quietly in a meadow waiting for marmots to emerge from the earth. He had recently watched the television show Margot's Got Money Troubles, in which Elle Fanning's character creates an OnlyFans account to support herself as a single mother. He pitched the concept to his laboratory students, and together they came up with the name OnlyMarms, with a student helping him set up the platform profile.
The pivot of a long-term field study toward a commercial subscription platform highlights the growing financial vulnerabilities academic research faces amid shifting political and economic priorities. Utilizing popular digital platforms for wildlife outreach not only brings in vital operational funds for the Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory, but it also serves as a modern science communication tool to engage younger audiences who might never interact with traditional academic journals.
Content posted on OnlyMarms showcases yellow-bellied marmots in their natural habitat across the Northern Hemisphere. These family-friendly clips show the rodents scurrying around and popping out of their burrows. Blumstein notes that these animals are not as social as their alpine counterparts, and female marmots tend to grow grumpier with age. In one video, a female marmot chases away a male that got too comfortable in her burrow, while another captures a female basking in the sun dubbed as the town queen.

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The Marmot Project has been operating for more than six decades, making it the second-longest study of individually identified mammals in the world, trailing only Jane Goodall's chimpanzee research in Tanzania. Because yellow-bellied marmots are neither threatened nor endangered, monitoring them helps scientists understand the underlying factors driving population changes. Although the OnlyMarms account will likely not generate enough capital to completely offset massive spending cuts, Blumstein emphasizes that raising public awareness about their ecological work remains equally vital.
"We're probably not going to make enough money to save the project from spending cuts through OnlyFans, but raising awareness about our work is also important."
Dr Daniel Blumstein
Building on community engagement, the researchers also introduced Fat Marmot Week, modeled after the popular Fat Bear Week. This bracket-style tournament allows the public to vote for their favorite rotund rodent at the end of August, celebrating the massive amounts of weight marmots pack on ahead of winter hibernation.
Source: BBC Science & Environment
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